Mario: *Singing the Main Theme from Super Mario Bros*
Luigi: WAAAAHHHHHHH!!! OH-HOHOHOOOOOOH!!!
Mario goes to Luigi's room...
Mario: All right! All Right, what's going on in here!?
Luigi: Mario! A cowboy gets inside the room and is trying to kill meh! D:
Woody: You're my favourite deputy!
Mario: Are-a you kidding? He just want to be your friend
Mario closes the door leaving Luigi and Woody alone...
Woody: Die b*tch!
Mario: Sup? Hmmmm? *Looks below and notices a little kid looking at him with a cute face* What are you looking at? Do i have-a monkeys in mah sexeh face?
Many Diddy Kongs jumps from Mario's head...
Diddy Kong: Damn, they discovered us! Let's go watch Anime!
The Diddy Kongs leaves Mario Bros' House...
The little girl gives a note to Mario...
Mario: What the...?Dear pesky plumbers,
The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mus